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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

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[reneger]

you can't make me use it

[mostdangerousbird]

And yet your alternatives are weak.

[reneger]

maybe i'll just go back to calling you red
make everyone else wonder what the hell i'm going on about

[mostdangerousbird]

I’ll skunk my hair red, just for you.

[reneger]

i'll dye mine so we match

[mostdangerousbird]

If you were going to dye your hair, you’d have done it already.

[reneger]

i'm doing it
i'll have rayner pick up the bleach, it'll be great

[mostdangerousbird]

If you get to phone a friend, I do too.

[reneger]

not like grabbing someone to pick up shit is really that big of a deal

[mostdangerousbird]

Wouldn’t dream of swiping your entire plan.

[overlyprecocious]

do I get to dye my hair too

[mostdangerousbird]

There’s a bag in the bathroom of “my” apartment at the Belfry. It has five colors of temp dye styling gel so you can see if you like it.

[overlyprecocious]

!!!

[mostdangerousbird]

Just remember that feeling when Bruce is making you go undercover for the 90th time as a club kid wannabe.

[overlyprecocious]

:D

[reneger]

never have i been happier to have spent my later teen years dead, catatonic, and being trained by killers

[mostdangerousbird]

You haven’t been traumatized until you’ve been hit on by a male doctor while stealing records dressed as a female intern.

[reneger]

pretty sure i couldn't have pulled that off, even before i hit my growthspurt
though i also would have been quick to beat the shit out of them so even if i could have i would have been shitty at it

[mostdangerousbird]

Apparently, no one would’ve believed me as a male intern.

Being Robin continually messes with your head.

[ He still has a confusion reaction to that exchange. ]

[reneger]

if we remember this when we go back you should point them out to me
i'll beat the shit out of them belatedly

i'll beat the hell out of bruce too because what the fuck

[overlyprecocious]

oh yuck

no one’s hit on me when I was undercover as a girl yet

[mostdangerousbird]

I was hoping that wasn’t a shared experience.

[overlyprecocious]

i wasn’t undercover as an intern at least?

[forceforlight]

You want some help with that? I have it on good authority that dyeing your hair is easier with another set of hands.

[overlyprecocious]

really?