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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

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[mostdangerousbird]

There’s a bag in the bathroom of “my” apartment at the Belfry. It has five colors of temp dye styling gel so you can see if you like it.

[overlyprecocious]

!!!

[mostdangerousbird]

Just remember that feeling when Bruce is making you go undercover for the 90th time as a club kid wannabe.

[overlyprecocious]

:D

[reneger]

never have i been happier to have spent my later teen years dead, catatonic, and being trained by killers

[mostdangerousbird]

You haven’t been traumatized until you’ve been hit on by a male doctor while stealing records dressed as a female intern.

[reneger]

pretty sure i couldn't have pulled that off, even before i hit my growthspurt
though i also would have been quick to beat the shit out of them so even if i could have i would have been shitty at it

[mostdangerousbird]

Apparently, no one would’ve believed me as a male intern.

Being Robin continually messes with your head.

[ He still has a confusion reaction to that exchange. ]

[reneger]

if we remember this when we go back you should point them out to me
i'll beat the shit out of them belatedly

i'll beat the hell out of bruce too because what the fuck

[mostdangerousbird]

He didn’t know. Take it as a success. I passed.

I’m the one who asked for more undercover work.

[reneger]

how old were you?

[mostdangerousbird]

I don’t know. Maybe 16. It’s immaterial, nothing happened.

[reneger]

i'm pummeling all of them

[mostdangerousbird]

I was expecting to be mocked.

Dick had nothing to do with it. For the record, my objections had more to do with it exacerbating and confusing things that I was already struggling with.

private.

[reneger]

you were a child being thrown into shit you shouldn't have ever had to deal with

i am not okay with any of it

[overlyprecocious]

oh yuck

no one’s hit on me when I was undercover as a girl yet

[mostdangerousbird]

I was hoping that wasn’t a shared experience.

[overlyprecocious]

i wasn’t undercover as an intern at least?

[mostdangerousbird]

As long as YOU were okay with it.

[overlyprecocious]

it was ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mostdangerousbird]

Those are not the same thing, and Jason's out for blood.

[overlyprecocious]

why would Jason be mad about it?

[mostdangerousbird]

He’s not big on passive obligated acceptance.

[forceforlight]

You want some help with that? I have it on good authority that dyeing your hair is easier with another set of hands.

[overlyprecocious]

really?