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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

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[mostdangerousbird]

That’s not right. I specifically told him I’d use TJ with the family to avoid confusion and he could have Tim.

I want Timbo or I’m not playing.

[reneger]

you can't choose your own nicknames, timkerbell
that's not how any of this works

[mostdangerousbird]

I can absolutely choose my own nickname. I chose TJ.

I’m going to get my friends to call me Jack.

[reneger]

why?

[mostdangerousbird]

To prove that I can choose my own nickname and make it stick anytime I want.

I’m not going to tell them to call me Scooter.

[reneger]

you can't make me use it

[mostdangerousbird]

And yet your alternatives are weak.

[reneger]

maybe i'll just go back to calling you red
make everyone else wonder what the hell i'm going on about

[mostdangerousbird]

I’ll skunk my hair red, just for you.

[reneger]

i'll dye mine so we match

[mostdangerousbird]

If you were going to dye your hair, you’d have done it already.

[reneger]

i'm doing it
i'll have rayner pick up the bleach, it'll be great

[mostdangerousbird]

If you get to phone a friend, I do too.

[reneger]

not like grabbing someone to pick up shit is really that big of a deal

[mostdangerousbird]

Wouldn’t dream of swiping your entire plan.

[overlyprecocious]

do I get to dye my hair too

[overlyprecocious]

why would you want to be Jack

[mostdangerousbird]

I’d rather not go by Jackson.

I could make a joke about Titanic.

[overlyprecocious]

why would you make a joke about the Titanic??

[mostdangerousbird]

The movie?

[overlyprecocious]

like the documentary?

[mostdangerousbird]

No, I’d never joke about the actual events.

[overlyprecocious]

ok...

[forceforlight]

Wait. Your world didn't have Titanic? Leonardo Di Caprio, Kate Winslet, "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion?

[overlyprecocious]

who?