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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

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[reneger]

why?

[mostdangerousbird]

To prove that I can choose my own nickname and make it stick anytime I want.

I’m not going to tell them to call me Scooter.

[reneger]

you can't make me use it

[mostdangerousbird]

And yet your alternatives are weak.

[reneger]

maybe i'll just go back to calling you red
make everyone else wonder what the hell i'm going on about

[mostdangerousbird]

I’ll skunk my hair red, just for you.

[reneger]

i'll dye mine so we match

[mostdangerousbird]

If you were going to dye your hair, you’d have done it already.

[reneger]

i'm doing it
i'll have rayner pick up the bleach, it'll be great

[mostdangerousbird]

If you get to phone a friend, I do too.

[reneger]

not like grabbing someone to pick up shit is really that big of a deal

[mostdangerousbird]

Wouldn’t dream of swiping your entire plan.

[overlyprecocious]

do I get to dye my hair too

[mostdangerousbird]

There’s a bag in the bathroom of “my” apartment at the Belfry. It has five colors of temp dye styling gel so you can see if you like it.

[overlyprecocious]

!!!

[mostdangerousbird]

Just remember that feeling when Bruce is making you go undercover for the 90th time as a club kid wannabe.

[overlyprecocious]

:D

[reneger]

never have i been happier to have spent my later teen years dead, catatonic, and being trained by killers

[mostdangerousbird]

You haven’t been traumatized until you’ve been hit on by a male doctor while stealing records dressed as a female intern.

[reneger]

pretty sure i couldn't have pulled that off, even before i hit my growthspurt
though i also would have been quick to beat the shit out of them so even if i could have i would have been shitty at it

[mostdangerousbird]

Apparently, no one would’ve believed me as a male intern.

Being Robin continually messes with your head.

[ He still has a confusion reaction to that exchange. ]

[overlyprecocious]

oh yuck

no one’s hit on me when I was undercover as a girl yet

[mostdangerousbird]

I was hoping that wasn’t a shared experience.

[forceforlight]

You want some help with that? I have it on good authority that dyeing your hair is easier with another set of hands.

[overlyprecocious]

really?