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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

I joined before it was cool.

[reneger]

what a rebel

[mostdangerousbird]

Someone has to be the neutral good.

[overlyprecocious]

doesn't that mean we're the ones making it cool?

[mostdangerousbird]

Yeah, Timmers. You’re making it cool.

[overlyprecocious]

:D

[reneger]

he can't be timbers and timmers

we need to ration tim nicknames in case we end up with more of you nerds running rampant

[mostdangerousbird]

I thought I was Timbo and Timbers and he got Tim, Timmy and Timmers.

[reneger]

no, he's timbers
you're timmy
timbo and timmers are reserved for potential other tims

no one gets to call dibs on tim

[overlyprecocious]

for the record I would just like to be called Tim

[reneger]

sorry, timberly, you heard the rules
no one gets to call dibs on tim

[overlyprecocious]

I’m not calling DIBS I’m just stating a preference

[reneger]

tiny tim suits you

[overlyprecocious]

I’m leaving this family

[reneger]

good luck

[overlyprecocious]

[if you think Tim didn't already have a meme image of Haley with a little rucksack that says RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME TO JOIN THE CIRCUS prepared for a situation like this, then you are wrong]

[mostdangerousbird]

That’s not right. I specifically told him I’d use TJ with the family to avoid confusion and he could have Tim.

I want Timbo or I’m not playing.

[reneger]

you can't choose your own nicknames, timkerbell
that's not how any of this works

[mostdangerousbird]

I can absolutely choose my own nickname. I chose TJ.

I’m going to get my friends to call me Jack.

[reneger]

why?

[mostdangerousbird]

To prove that I can choose my own nickname and make it stick anytime I want.

I’m not going to tell them to call me Scooter.

[reneger]

you can't make me use it

[overlyprecocious]

why would you want to be Jack

[mostdangerousbird]

I’d rather not go by Jackson.

I could make a joke about Titanic.

[overlyprecocious]

why would you make a joke about the Titanic??