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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

Comments

[reneger]

not like grabbing someone to pick up shit is really that big of a deal

[overlyprecocious]

do I get to dye my hair too

[mostdangerousbird]

Wouldn’t dream of swiping your entire plan.

[mostdangerousbird]

There’s a bag in the bathroom of “my” apartment at the Belfry. It has five colors of temp dye styling gel so you can see if you like it.

[overlyprecocious]

!!!

[mostdangerousbird]

Just remember that feeling when Bruce is making you go undercover for the 90th time as a club kid wannabe.

[overlyprecocious]

:D

[forceforlight]

It's even worse now. I own a circus back home.

[forceforlight]

You want some help with that? I have it on good authority that dyeing your hair is easier with another set of hands.

[forceforlight]

Wait. Your world didn't have Titanic? Leonardo Di Caprio, Kate Winslet, "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion?

[forceforlight]

Honestly? For me, it's at least partly because I'm already on the Alliance's radar. And I've been considering it since we returned from the past. I just wanted to wait a bit to see how things had settled out.

[robintohood]

I still don’t trust them tbh but wouldn’t hurt to have some people inside

[forceforlight]

Never said I trusted them. I trust them slightly more than I did before the timeline changed, but that's not saying a lot.

[robintohood]

Yeah, it’s a very low bar

Have fun being a goody two shoes

[reneger]

yeah
you're worse

[reneger]

oh good
so kids can run away from you directly to you

[overlyprecocious]

hey! that’s MY code name!

[overlyprecocious]

really?

[overlyprecocious]

who?

[robintohood]

Okay, fine

Dick gets to be the Golden Boy

[reneger]

never have i been happier to have spent my later teen years dead, catatonic, and being trained by killers

[mostdangerousbird]

You haven’t been traumatized until you’ve been hit on by a male doctor while stealing records dressed as a female intern.

[reneger]

pretty sure i couldn't have pulled that off, even before i hit my growthspurt
though i also would have been quick to beat the shit out of them so even if i could have i would have been shitty at it

[mostdangerousbird]

Apparently, no one would’ve believed me as a male intern.

Being Robin continually messes with your head.

[ He still has a confusion reaction to that exchange. ]

[reneger]

if we remember this when we go back you should point them out to me
i'll beat the shit out of them belatedly

i'll beat the hell out of bruce too because what the fuck