encrypted batfam text

[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

I can absolutely choose my own nickname. I chose TJ.

I’m going to get my friends to call me Jack.

[reneger]

tiny tim suits you

[reneger]

why?

[mostdangerousbird]

To prove that I can choose my own nickname and make it stick anytime I want.

I’m not going to tell them to call me Scooter.

[overlyprecocious]

I’m leaving this family

[overlyprecocious]

why would you want to be Jack

[reneger]

you can't make me use it

[reneger]

good luck

[mostdangerousbird]

I’d rather not go by Jackson.

I could make a joke about Titanic.

[mostdangerousbird]

And yet your alternatives are weak.

[overlyprecocious]

why would you make a joke about the Titanic??

[mostdangerousbird]

The movie?

[overlyprecocious]

like the documentary?

[mostdangerousbird]

No, I’d never joke about the actual events.

[reneger]

maybe i'll just go back to calling you red
make everyone else wonder what the hell i'm going on about

[overlyprecocious]

[if you think Tim didn't already have a meme image of Haley with a little rucksack that says RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME TO JOIN THE CIRCUS prepared for a situation like this, then you are wrong]

[mostdangerousbird]

I’ll skunk my hair red, just for you.

[reneger]

i've tried that at least half a dozen times
grayson will find you
he'll force you into hugs and bully you with feelings

[reneger]

i'll dye mine so we match

text. b.

[batsymbol]

Noted.

[mostdangerousbird]

If you were going to dye your hair, you’d have done it already.

[reneger]

i'm doing it
i'll have rayner pick up the bleach, it'll be great

[mostdangerousbird]

If you get to phone a friend, I do too.

[overlyprecocious]

rip to you but I'm different

[overlyprecocious]

ok...