encrypted text, to everyone; (oct 1st)

[reneger]

tony stark disappeared
he left all his shit to me on his way out the door

Comments

[reneger]

or you can just put samples in a different fridge
i have spare apartments too. you can put all your weird shit in one

[mostdangerousbird]

There's something intrinsically strange about walking from one apartment to another and just going in. I recognize that it's entirely a mental thing, but it is odd.

[reneger]

could tear down more of the walls

[mostdangerousbird]

Don't waste your money. It's not like there's anyone else in the building, unless you're going to start renting.

[reneger]

i'm not renting out the top floors

[mostdangerousbird]

So that you can arm an entire skyscraper or four?

[reneger]

no
so i can leave it as is
i might be a little crazy but i'm not as nuts as b

[mostdangerousbird]

I'll deny any and all knowledge of ever saying this - and this will be deleted - but THANK GOD

[reneger]

but i still saw it
that's all that matters

[mostdangerousbird]

You should be honored. You're batting crazy par with me and Dick.

[reneger]

nah
i beat out you and dick

[mostdangerousbird]

Respectfully disagree. You’re just more overt.

[reneger]

different kinds of crazy
pretty sure only one of us would end up in prison for their crazy and that's neither of you two

[mostdangerousbird]

Jay, I would absolutely go to prison on multiple, incredibly varied charges across several continents without factoring in straight vigilantism.

[reneger]

nahh
you?
tiny, little, absolutely harmless timmy who hasn't stolen a single thing?
or broken me out of prison?
or blown up someone else's property?

[mostdangerousbird]

I'd lean so hard into adorable and small. I'd wear a giant oversized sweater to my arrest and tip the media off in advance so everyone could see sweaterpaws in handcuffs.

[reneger]

how devious

knew i liked you for a good reason

[mostdangerousbird]

You have to work with what you have. I think I could mount a good defense.

[reneger]

no one would lock you away

maybe here
but back home? nah

[mostdangerousbird]

Good thing you owe me a breakout.

[reneger]

i wouldn't leave you to rot even if i didn't owe you shit
play up the small and adorable card too much and you'll have a real mess on your hands when you get in

[mostdangerousbird]

Jeez, you’re grim. I can handle myself.

[reneger]

i'm not worried about you

or not like that

i'm worried you'll break my record fucking over all the asshats in there who won't know what hit them

[mostdangerousbird]

[ So Jason is worried about him otherwise. Tim lets it drift past without comment. ]

I don’t think enough inmates would try something for me to hit those numbers. Wouldn’t the word get out?

[reneger]

tim
i killed people significantly out of my weight class
brutally
didn't stop people from thinking they could take me out where others failed