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[reneger]

anyone have an idea what the hell is up with the meteors

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[mostdangerousbird]

As opposed to first degree assault.

[reneger]

if bats can do it, why can't i?

[mostdangerousbird]

I meant more that

I think about was about to make your old argument.

Does that mean I have to lay down?

[reneger]

no, please
i want to hear it

[mostdangerousbird]

No! You're not blaming me my rationalizations if something goes south for you, Jay. Find your own sources.

I only meant that there are times where B's understanding of his own code turns into hair-splitting and that he treats non-violent mechanizations as culpability in murder.

[reneger]

non-violent how
do you want me to kill someone for you?

[mostdangerousbird]

The how is immaterial.

I don’t want you to kill anyone.

[reneger]

that makes one of us

Private

[mostdangerousbird]

What’s going on?

Private

[reneger]

nothing
woke up on the wrong side of the bed

[mostdangerousbird]

Okay.

If you need to vent though.

[reneger]

you first

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m not the one offering murder for hire.

But I am the one feeling like this is the real universe and the other is where I’m getting Clockwork Orange-ed. There. I went first.

[reneger]

you're going to need to explain that theory a little better, red

[mostdangerousbird]

It’s not a big deal. I forgot what happened here like I forgot an entire world before. Life went on. Then I got the memories back again. I think I’ve got about 14 years of memories for 6 years of life.

You said I had to vent first. Sorry it’s not something you can punch.

[reneger]

i've got a shitton of conflicting memories and if i think about it long enough my head feels like it just might split open
i may or may not have mystic soul leeching swords inside my body

[mostdangerousbird]

I hate that it makes me an asshole.

Leeching your soul or someone else’s?

[reneger]

you've always been an asshole

my soul

[mostdangerousbird]

Thanks. Really needed that confirmed.

What the hell? When were you going to say something?

[reneger]

i wasn't
i was going to pretend they don't exist
might just be able to summon them out of thin air too

[mostdangerousbird]

Is there a cost if you do?

[reneger]

not really

[mostdangerousbird]

Your soul’s too high a price. We need someone like Zatanna.

[reneger]

it's fine
whether or not they're accessible i'm not trying to use them
i don't need magic dispelling swords

point being multiversal shit sucks

[mostdangerousbird]

It’s not.

I’m going to find something to leave tied up in front of CCPD.