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[reneger]

anyone have an idea what the hell is up with the meteors

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[batinbelfry]

That would really help out at home. I know Dick's worried about Bludhaven even if the Titans are keeping an eye on it.

[mostdangerousbird]

Dick SHOULD be worried about Blüdhaven.

[batinbelfry]

Really? Why?

[mostdangerousbird]

Because it's his worst ex.

[forceforlight]

Calling 'Haven my ex has implications that I ever willingly broke up with it.

[And yes, 'Haven is definitely a relationship that has come with its share of heartbreak.]

[mostdangerousbird]

On what planet does a breakup have to be willing? You're equally the ex if they dump you.

[forceforlight]

I mean, technically, 'Haven hasn't dumped me, either. It's just...it's a weird relationship. Definitely not a healthy one. But I can't stop myself from trying to make it better.

[mostdangerousbird]

She's definitely dumped you.

[forceforlight]

It's going better this time?

[Except for Blockbuster. And Heartless. Especially Heartless, probably.]

[mostdangerousbird]

You had me go undercover at a runaway encampment to ask kids who's been ripping their parents' hearts out.

Also your apartment building blew up.

It's not going great.

[forceforlight]

Blockbuster's dead.

[He hasn't told Tim that before, he's certain.]

Admittedly, it was the guy ripping people's hearts out who did it.

[And if there's some part of him that's relieved? Even if that part also feels a little guilty that Blockbuster's death wasn't about him? This time, at least. Well, Tim doesn't need to know about that.]

[One day, he's going to smack Barry for breaking timelines.]

[batinbelfry]

I don't know, she's not as bad as the one that dressed up and ran around Gotham with him.

[Girl has to have a sense of humor about these things.]

[mostdangerousbird]

Are you kidding? She's life goals.

[batinbelfry]

I'm pretty sure he'd let you run around Central with him if you asked.

[mostdangerousbird]

Pretty sure he'd bonk me over the head and shove me in a broom closet.

[reneger]

you can run around central with me instead
i'm more fun anyway

[mostdangerousbird]

only baddies is more "likely to require a lengthy report to explain circumstances as to why there is a Lambo in the second floor window of the brownstone".

[reneger]

someone has to be the one to put the lambo through the second floor window
if that's a sacrifice i have to make, i'll do it

[batinbelfry]

He'd do that without you asking.

[mostdangerousbird]

Or if he thought he knew what was best for me.

[batinbelfry]

That's true for all of us. We do tend to be our own worst enemies, even with all the others out there we've faced.

[forceforlight]

I don't know. The one that dressed up and ran around Gotham with me has always been my favorite.

[batinbelfry]

Smart man.

[forceforlight]

Very occasionally.

[batinbelfry]

You have your moments.