metabatchat | (no subject)

Are you kidding? She's life goals.

I'm pretty sure he'd let you run around Central with him if you asked.

Pretty sure he'd bonk me over the head and shove me in a broom closet.

you can run around central with me instead
i'm more fun anyway

only baddies is more "likely to require a lengthy report to explain circumstances as to why there is a Lambo in the second floor window of the brownstone".

someone has to be the one to put the lambo through the second floor window
if that's a sacrifice i have to make, i'll do it

I'll try to remind you when we're back in B-stone universe. I won't though.

plenty of places i can do it here too
i don't need to fuck up b's place to drive a lambo through a window

I have complete faith that you could do it if you NEEDED to. Which you don’t.

that's where you're wrong
anyone who owns a lambo deserves to watch it get fucked

Don't make me wipe the make and model fields of my Central City goonabase.

why bother

don't think i won't hotwire some rich kid's 16th birthday present

There’s a universe where I should take that personally.

if they're stupid enough to leave a car like that where a guy like me can get his hands on it, that's their problem

Guys like you? You know the rest of us can hotwire cars too, and immobilizers keep getting better. Unless you’re going for a classic model, you’re either doing a relay attack or lifting the actual key before you can get a luxury car to budge. … or are you going Robin Hood on us? Anti-establishment hero of many, pre-destined moral counterweight to Ayn Rand in all arguments? You’d have to write a pretentious brick or two.

any of you can steal a car
pretty sure only junior and i see some idiot running around in a 300k luxury vehicle and immediately think of all the bits and baubles we could rip off of it

and as fun as that'd be, i've got other shit i'm handling currently

i'll add pretentious bricking
to the list somewhere under blowing up mobsters. not literally. i'm saving that for after junior kills the wrong thug in front of someone

Edited 2024-01-09 09:24 (UTC)

I'm usually thinking about the bits and baubles I could PUT on it. Except the Maserati Cielo. Then it's only car lust and static. He's more responsible than that.