Encrypted text | From before the townhouse housewarming party

[robintohood]

[While this conversation is happening, Jason sends a text to the whole family]

There’s a late night visitor on the gym rooftop. Everything’s fine. It’s being taken care of

Comments

[overlyprecocious]

WHY WAS THERE A DRAGON ON THE ROOF

[robintohood]

Because Central is apparently sorely lacking in dragon dens to keep book hoards

Good news is now we know who’s behind all those recent book robberies

[overlyprecocious]

a rogue dragon librarian?

[robintohood]

Temporary dragon

We’ve talked before. She’s usually human

Some shit happened at Sunset again. Something about candies

[forceforlight]

And this is why I never go to Sunset Falls.

[robintohood]

Same. Pretty sure we weren't trained for Hellmouths either

[overlyprecocious]

does watching Wendy the Werewolf Stalker count as training?

[mostdangerousbird]

Oh no not you TOO

[overlyprecocious]

not me what?

[mostdangerousbird]

Wendy the Werewolf Stalker.

Look - if Kon and Bart are ever racing back to the team's headquarters because they forgot to record it, do everyone a favor and immediately hack into the security system.

[overlyprecocious]

you don’t like it?

[mostdangerousbird]

I think between that night and the actual werewolves I lost interest.

[overlyprecocious]

it’s classic, though!

[robintohood]

Sure why not?

[forceforlight]

Hellmouths are definitely Doctor Fate-level stuff and I'm not ready for that.

[robintohood]

Pretty sure none of us are

Leave that to Zatanna and whoever else does magic