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[overlyprecocious]

Dick and I are joining the Alliance. if anyone needs to know.

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[reneger]

what a rebel

[overlyprecocious]

doesn't that mean we're the ones making it cool?

[overlyprecocious]

someone tell Jason he's being a jerk

[reneger]

want me to break his face?

[overlyprecocious]

someone OTHER than Jason tell Jason he's being a jerk

[robintohood]

You know I’m right

[mostdangerousbird]

Yeah, Timmers. You’re making it cool.

[mostdangerousbird]

Both of you pick on someone your own size.

[mostdangerousbird]

Someone has to be the neutral good.

[reneger]

i was trying to pick on someone my own size

[overlyprecocious]

:D

[mostdangerousbird]

Someone else. You owe me a fight.

[reneger]

you're not even close to being in my weight class
i've got at least 80lbs on you

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m faster. You don’t get a weapon, and it evens out enough to keep you busy and give Tim a break from you two.

[reneger]

he can't be timbers and timmers

we need to ration tim nicknames in case we end up with more of you nerds running rampant

[reneger]

i'm not a dog you need to exhaust or face the consequences

he asked someone for help with junior
i offered

[mostdangerousbird]

That isn’t what I meant at all. I’m not that much like Bruce.

Do what you want, but don’t say shit about fighting Jason in front of Tim.

[reneger]

shutting up

[mostdangerousbird]

I thought I was Timbo and Timbers and he got Tim, Timmy and Timmers.

[reneger]

no, he's timbers
you're timmy
timbo and timmers are reserved for potential other tims

no one gets to call dibs on tim

[overlyprecocious]

for the record I would just like to be called Tim

[reneger]

sorry, timberly, you heard the rules
no one gets to call dibs on tim

[mostdangerousbird]

That’s not right. I specifically told him I’d use TJ with the family to avoid confusion and he could have Tim.

I want Timbo or I’m not playing.

[reneger]

you can't choose your own nicknames, timkerbell
that's not how any of this works

[overlyprecocious]

I’m not calling DIBS I’m just stating a preference