encrypted text, to everyone; (oct 1st)

[reneger]

tony stark disappeared
he left all his shit to me on his way out the door

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

Jay, I would absolutely go to prison on multiple, incredibly varied charges across several continents without factoring in straight vigilantism.

[reneger]

nahh
you?
tiny, little, absolutely harmless timmy who hasn't stolen a single thing?
or broken me out of prison?
or blown up someone else's property?

[mostdangerousbird]

I'd lean so hard into adorable and small. I'd wear a giant oversized sweater to my arrest and tip the media off in advance so everyone could see sweaterpaws in handcuffs.

[reneger]

how devious

knew i liked you for a good reason

[mostdangerousbird]

You have to work with what you have. I think I could mount a good defense.

[reneger]

no one would lock you away

maybe here
but back home? nah

[mostdangerousbird]

Good thing you owe me a breakout.

[reneger]

i wouldn't leave you to rot even if i didn't owe you shit
play up the small and adorable card too much and you'll have a real mess on your hands when you get in

[mostdangerousbird]

Jeez, you’re grim. I can handle myself.

[reneger]

i'm not worried about you

or not like that

i'm worried you'll break my record fucking over all the asshats in there who won't know what hit them

[mostdangerousbird]

[ So Jason is worried about him otherwise. Tim lets it drift past without comment. ]

I don’t think enough inmates would try something for me to hit those numbers. Wouldn’t the word get out?

[reneger]

tim
i killed people significantly out of my weight class
brutally
didn't stop people from thinking they could take me out where others failed

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m not killing anyone, so I’m avoiding prison. With my luck, I’d end up in Iron Heights.

[reneger]

a true nightmare scenario

[mostdangerousbird]

too soon.

[reneger]

back to death jokes instead?

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m better equipped to deal with those.

[reneger]

noted
point being:
you may be a little batshit but i won't let you rot in iron heights

[mostdangerousbird]

Thanks

[reneger]

that's what brothers are for, right?
breaking each other out of jail

[mostdangerousbird]

It seems to be a significant part of it. I think we're suppose to shotgun beers while idiot engineering the backyard into something incredibly unsafe. Like a giant slingshot that flings you into a net.

[reneger]

can we put dick in it?

[mostdangerousbird]

Put? He’d volunteer.

[reneger]

even better