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anyone have an idea what the hell is up with the meteors

if he gets to be a space leaguer, so do i

Edited 2024-01-10 21:30 (UTC)

If you can do it, without Kyle's help, sure, why not?

[This is text is not going to age well.]

i went to apokolips without him
and tamaran
stole a few spaceships
knocked lobo over but honestly he wasn't paying attention to me, so that was mostly luck

I mean here. And please don't steal a spaceship.

too late
i'm stealing a spaceship now

Why not just buy one? Isn't that the thing rich assholes do with their money? You could even start a space fleet or something.

oh fuck off
i'm giving kas, the apartment building, and all of stark's funds to tim
he can be a rich asshole, he's better at it

Rich or an asshole?

both combined

if people start thinking he's a bigger asshole than me, i'm going to have to up my game

I don't think you have to worry about that for a while.

but i might one day

That's future Jason's problem. Or future everyone else's problem.

future jason's problem sheet is getting unwieldy

So start taking care of the oldest things on the list, since you are now older than you were when the list started.

nah
future jason can worry about it later
current jason's got enough shit

I'm going to remind you of this when the time comes.

i'll look forward to the "i told you so" before you break down and lend me a hand

Only after you beg.

you say that like there'd be any hesitation
begging grayson? i'd rather jump off a cliff
begging you? pretty please, babs, i'll do whatever you want

I'm more curious how we're defining 'space leaguer' here. Because if it's just being to space, I think most of us count.

'can survive in the vacuum of space without outside help' would probably be the better way to define it

Then we define 'outside help'. Are space suits outside help? Oxygen tanks? Because either of those would rule all of us out.

lantern rings permitted, no other outside help
that excludes all of us except wondy and lantern

Not nearly as fun, but fair and understandable.

sorry for crushing your dreams, boy wonder

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