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[reneger]

anyone have an idea what the hell is up with the meteors

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[batinbelfry]

Well, if you can make your way into space here, I'll officially count you in.

[reneger]

if he gets to be a space leaguer, so do i

[batinbelfry]

If you can do it, without Kyle's help, sure, why not?

[This is text is not going to age well.]

[reneger]

i went to apokolips without him
and tamaran
stole a few spaceships
knocked lobo over but honestly he wasn't paying attention to me, so that was mostly luck

[batinbelfry]

I mean here. And please don't steal a spaceship.

[reneger]

too late
i'm stealing a spaceship now

[batinbelfry]

Why not just buy one? Isn't that the thing rich assholes do with their money? You could even start a space fleet or something.

[reneger]

oh fuck off
i'm giving kas, the apartment building, and all of stark's funds to tim
he can be a rich asshole, he's better at it

[batinbelfry]

Rich or an asshole?

[reneger]

both combined

if people start thinking he's a bigger asshole than me, i'm going to have to up my game

[batinbelfry]

I don't think you have to worry about that for a while.

[reneger]

but i might one day

[batinbelfry]

That's future Jason's problem. Or future everyone else's problem.

[reneger]

future jason's problem sheet is getting unwieldy

[batinbelfry]

So start taking care of the oldest things on the list, since you are now older than you were when the list started.

[reneger]

nah
future jason can worry about it later
current jason's got enough shit

[batinbelfry]

I'm going to remind you of this when the time comes.

[reneger]

i'll look forward to the "i told you so" before you break down and lend me a hand

[batinbelfry]

Only after you beg.

[forceforlight]

I'm more curious how we're defining 'space leaguer' here. Because if it's just being to space, I think most of us count.

[reneger]

'can survive in the vacuum of space without outside help' would probably be the better way to define it

[forceforlight]

Then we define 'outside help'. Are space suits outside help? Oxygen tanks? Because either of those would rule all of us out.

[reneger]

lantern rings permitted, no other outside help
that excludes all of us except wondy and lantern

[forceforlight]

Not nearly as fun, but fair and understandable.

[reneger]

sorry for crushing your dreams, boy wonder